“In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.”
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“I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?”
“In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.”
“It's funny how I use social media because I don't use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think that's what it's for. I do a few things - I mess around with music a lot because that's a passion of mine. If something strikes me and I want to share it, I do.”
“I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people.”
“It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.”
“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
“Everybody's funny in different ways.”
“On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.”
“It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.”
“At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.”
“People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.”
“The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.”
“I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.”
“I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.”
“We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.”
“I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”