“That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.”
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“It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.”
“That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.”
“It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.”
“See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them.”
“I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.”
“I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body.”
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
“No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.”
“I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.”
“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
“You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.”
“When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.”
“The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'”
“Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.”
“Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.”
“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”