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Dane Cook

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Details about Dane Cook's life are scarce, but their observations have traveled far and wide. Their thinking spans from Home to Funny, revealing a mind that refused to stay in one lane. Browse 16 quotes by Dane Cook that cover ground from Home, Funny, Success, Movies, and Mom. Readers often gravitate to this one: "My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor."

“If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.”

— Dane Cook

Funny

All Quotes by Dane Cook

“I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.”

— Dane Cook

Amazing

“I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.”

— Dane Cook

Funny

“Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.”

— Dane Cook

Cool

“My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'”

— Dane Cook

Mom

“In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.”

— Dane Cook

Home

“My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.”

— Dane Cook

Family

“My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.”

— Dane Cook

Dreams

“I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.”

— Dane Cook

Movies

“Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.”

— Dane Cook

Anger

“I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.”

— Dane Cook

Business

“I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot.”

— Dane Cook

Home

“If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.”

— Dane Cook

Funny

“We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.”

— Dane Cook

Hope