“I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.”
Business“My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'”
Mom“I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.”
Business“I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.”
Amazing“In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.”
Home“My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.”
Family“I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.”
Funny“I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot.”
Home“We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.”
Hope“Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.”
Cool“Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.”
Anger“My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'”
Mom“If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.”
Funny“I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.”
Movies“My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.”
Dreams