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Craig Bruce

11 quotes

Who is Craig Bruce? The quotes below are the best introduction we can offer. Their thinking spans from Money to Funny, revealing a mind that refused to stay in one lane. Our collection holds 12 quotes from Craig Bruce, each offering a different angle on Money, Funny, Computers, Work, and Trust. Perhaps their most recognizable line: "Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea."

“Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.”

— Craig Bruce

Beauty

All Quotes by Craig Bruce

“Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.”

— Craig Bruce

Trust

“It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.”

— Craig Bruce

Computers

“It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.”

— Craig Bruce

Funny

“Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.”

— Craig Bruce

Beauty

“Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.”

— Craig Bruce

Computers

“It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.”

— Craig Bruce

Religion

“Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.”

— Craig Bruce

Power

“Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration just think how many bombs that would buy!”

— Craig Bruce

Money

“Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.”

— Craig Bruce

Money

“Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.”

— Craig Bruce

Hope

“It's funny how most activists are pacifists.”

— Craig Bruce

Funny