Steve Martin

Steve Martin

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Since 1945, American comedian, actor, musician and writer Steve Martin has given the world some of its most quotable lines. Beyond his work in comedy films, television, and recording, he has received many accolades, including five Grammy Awards, a Primetime Emmy Award, and a Screen Actors Guild Award as well as nominations for eight Golden Globe Awards and two Tony Awards, Steve Martin proved equally skilled at capturing ideas in a sentence or two. Discover 39 of Steve Martin's most memorable quotes, ranging across Funny, Music, Art, Business, and Movies. Readers often gravitate to this one: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

“Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.”

— Steve Martin

Business

All Quotes by Steve Martin

“What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.”

— Steve Martin

Business

“I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there.”

— Steve Martin

Music

“No matter how many times people say it - 'Oh, I'm just writing this for myself' 'Oh, I'm just doing this for myself' - nobody's doing it for themselves! You're doing it for an audience. So whether I'm performing or writing a book or playing music, it's definitely to be put out there and to be received in some way, definitely.”

— Steve Martin

Music

“I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner.”

— Steve Martin

Alone

“I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is some way.”

— Steve Martin

Truth

“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”

— Steve Martin

Business

“I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun.”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“Throughout my whole life, as a performer, I've never played with a band. I've always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn.”

— Steve Martin

Alone

“Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled.”

— Steve Martin

Home

“There's a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There's a lot of sex, you know, in art. There's a lot of naked women and men, and there's intrigue, there's fakery. It's a real microcosm of the larger world.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“Everything is fraught with danger. I love technology and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been.”

— Steve Martin

Science

“I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.”

— Steve Martin

Learning

“When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was.”

— Steve Martin

Business

“When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.”

— Steve Martin

Work