Steve Martin

Steve Martin

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Since 1945, American comedian, actor, musician and writer Steve Martin has given the world some of its most quotable lines. Beyond his work in comedy films, television, and recording, he has received many accolades, including five Grammy Awards, a Primetime Emmy Award, and a Screen Actors Guild Award as well as nominations for eight Golden Globe Awards and two Tony Awards, Steve Martin proved equally skilled at capturing ideas in a sentence or two. Discover 39 of Steve Martin's most memorable quotes, ranging across Funny, Music, Art, Business, and Movies. Readers often gravitate to this one: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

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“Throughout my whole life, as a performer, I've never played with a band. I've always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn.”

— Steve Martin

Alone

All Quotes by Steve Martin

“I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.”

— Steve Martin

Best

“You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.”

— Steve Martin

Business

“I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there.”

— Steve Martin

Music

“Everything is fraught with danger. I love technology and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been.”

— Steve Martin

Science

“'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun.”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner.”

— Steve Martin

Alone

“When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was.”

— Steve Martin

Business

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

— Steve Martin

Money

“Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled.”

— Steve Martin

Home

“You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.”

— Steve Martin

Life

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”

— Steve Martin

Architecture

“I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like 'Letterman' and 'The View,' and I've heard nice things about being able to do that. I really haven't felt any negativity toward me or my music.”

— Steve Martin

Music