Steve Martin

Steve Martin

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Since 1945, American comedian, actor, musician and writer Steve Martin has given the world some of its most quotable lines. Beyond his work in comedy films, television, and recording, he has received many accolades, including five Grammy Awards, a Primetime Emmy Award, and a Screen Actors Guild Award as well as nominations for eight Golden Globe Awards and two Tony Awards, Steve Martin proved equally skilled at capturing ideas in a sentence or two. Discover 39 of Steve Martin's most memorable quotes, ranging across Funny, Music, Art, Business, and Movies. Readers often gravitate to this one: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

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“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

— Steve Martin

Money

All Quotes by Steve Martin

“I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is some way.”

— Steve Martin

Truth

“What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.”

— Steve Martin

Best

“I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.”

— Steve Martin

Learning

“You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“Everything is fraught with danger. I love technology and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been.”

— Steve Martin

Science

“I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like 'Letterman' and 'The View,' and I've heard nice things about being able to do that. I really haven't felt any negativity toward me or my music.”

— Steve Martin

Music

“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”

— Steve Martin

Business

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

— Steve Martin

Money

“I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there.”

— Steve Martin

Music

“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”

— Steve Martin

Architecture

“Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled.”

— Steve Martin

Home

“When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was.”

— Steve Martin

Business

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“There's a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There's a lot of sex, you know, in art. There's a lot of naked women and men, and there's intrigue, there's fakery. It's a real microcosm of the larger world.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

— Steve Martin

Funny

“I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it.”

— Steve Martin

Art

“Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had people come up to me and say, 'We want to remake 'The Jerk' with so and so.' And I say, 'Fine.' It just doesn't bother me. It's an honor actually.”

— Steve Martin

Change

“You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.”

— Steve Martin

Life