Humor Quotes

A good sense of humor is a survival skill. These quotes celebrate wit, comedy, sarcasm, and the ability to find something funny in situations that might otherwise be unbearable. Laughter, it turns out, is a form of intelligence.

“All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.”

Fred Allen

More Humor Quotes

“I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.”

Rainn Wilson

“Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.”

Thomas Carlyle

“You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.”

W. Somerset Maugham

“Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless.”

Allen Klein

“The secret to humor is surprise.”

Aristotle

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

Erma Bombeck

“What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!”

Calvin Klein

“My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor.”

Manuel Puig

“Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.”

Alanis Morissette

“I've never met a person who has more integrity than my husband. I respect that. There's his humor and intelligence, too, and he's really cute, all those things - but if you don't respect your partner, you'll get sick of him.”

Michelle Pfeiffer

“A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.”

Mignon McLaughlin

“I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.”

Christopher Hitchens

“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”

William James

“Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.”

Jonathan Swift

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