Medical Quotes

Medicine sits at the intersection of science and humanity. These quotes come from doctors, patients, researchers, and caregivers who understand that healing involves more than just treating symptoms — it requires seeing the whole person.

“The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.”

Mark Twain

More Medical Quotes

“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”

Rodney Dangerfield

“I have been recently diagnosed with Sjogren's Syndrome, an autoimmune disease which is an ongoing medical condition that affects my energy level and causes fatigue and joint pain.”

Venus Williams

“My mother was told she couldn't go to medical school because she was a woman and a Jew. So she became a teacher in the New York City public school system.”

Marilyn Hacker

“Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.”

Erma Bombeck

“The Navy's paid for you to go through school, and then they need doctors to go out and take care of people who are in various different parts of the world. I decided to pay back my time first as an undersea medical officer. I was stationed in Scotland.”

Laurel Clark

“Medical debts are the number-one cause of bankruptcy in America.”

Barbara Ehrenreich

“Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.”

Samuel Butler

“The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.”

Arthur Schopenhauer

“Civil and political rights are critical, but not often the real problem for the destitute sick. My patients in Haiti can now vote but they can't get medical care or clean water.”

Paul Farmer

“It worries me about our unwillingness to really address reforms and modernization in Medicare. This thing was designed 37 years ago. It has not evolved to keep pace with current medical technology.”

John Sununu

“Today we see a human population of over 6 billion people, many of whom have serious medical conditions, which either can't be treated or cannot be treated economically.”

Ralph Merkle

“Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn't come from me. It should come from the medical establishment.”

Jenny McCarthy

“I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.”

Groucho Marx

“What's important at the grocery store is just as important in engines or medical systems. If the customer isn't satisfied, if the stuff is getting stale, if the shelf isn't right, or if the offerings aren't right, it's the same thing. You manage it like a small organization. You don't get hung up on zeros.”

Jack Welch

“I have written two medical novels. I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation.”

Taylor Caldwell

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