“A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.”
Marriage“A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.”
Humor“A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.”
Marriage“Life is not an exact science, it is an art.”
Art“The Bible may be the truth, but it is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.”
Truth“A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but a little want of knowledge is also a dangerous thing.”
Knowledge“If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.”
Death“From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.”
Great“Man is God's highest present development. He is the latest thing in God.”
God“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
Friendship“The seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion.”
Family“What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer liveth.”
Faith“Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.”
Women“It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.”
Valentinesday“A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.”
Medical“Let us eat and drink neither forgetting death unduly nor remembering it. The Lord hath mercy on whom he will have mercy, etc., and the less we think about it the better.”
Death“There is no such source of error as the pursuit of truth.”
Truth“The Athanasian Creed is to me light and intelligible reading in comparison with much that now passes for science.”
Science“A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.”
Nature“Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.”
Funny“There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.”
Death“Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.”
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