“When in doubt tell the truth.”
Truth“Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.”
Good“When in doubt tell the truth.”
Truth“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work.”
Good“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.”
Politics“I've never let my school interfere with my education.”
Education“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.”
God“It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.”
Best“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
Good“I never let schooling interfere with my education.”
Education“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”
Money“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
Funny“Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.”
Truth“Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.”
Marriage“By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.”
Funny“Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.”
Great“Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.”
Truth“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
Newyears“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Death“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
Life“A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.”
Communication“When angry, count to four when very angry, swear.”
Anger