“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Good“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
Humor“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Good“A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”
Success“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work.”
Good“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
Health“Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.”
Good“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
Society“Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.”
Death“Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.”
Truth“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”
Experience“Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.”
Education“Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.”
Work“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isn't.”
Truth“Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.”
Great“Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.”
Humor“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
Age“Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”
God“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
Humor“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”
Health“You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”
Imagination“The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.”
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