“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.”
Humor“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
Funny“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.”
Humor“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
Newyears“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
Business“A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.”
Communication“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
Best“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
Good“When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.”
Respect“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work.”
Good“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Good“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isn't.”
Truth“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
Age“It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.”
Best“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”
Patriotism“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
Funny“Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”
Food“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
Death“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
Great“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Death“The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.”
Society“Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.”
Hope