“Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.”
Good“Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.”
Humor“Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.”
Good“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.”
Good“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isn't.”
Truth“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”
Patriotism“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
Humor“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
Life“When in doubt tell the truth.”
Truth“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
Society“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
Education“There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.”
Good“Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.”
Truth“Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.”
Education“Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.”
Humor“There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.”
Happiness“Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.”
Truth“I never let schooling interfere with my education.”
Education“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
Good“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
Age“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.”
Government“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
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