“Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”
God“Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.”
Humor“Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”
God“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”
Money“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
Funny“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.”
Politics“Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.”
Education“Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.”
Marriage“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”
Health“A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”
Success“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
Education“The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.”
Society“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work.”
Good“Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”
God“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
Death“It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.”
Best“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.”
Motivational“Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.”
Death“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
Funny“All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.”
Success“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
Humor“Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.”
Forgiveness