“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Death“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
Life“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Death“I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.”
Intelligence“Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.”
Forgiveness“A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.”
Time“I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
Good“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
Good“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.”
Good“Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.”
Great“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
Time“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
Age“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
Best“Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.”
Truth“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isn't.”
Truth“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”
Anger“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
Death“You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”
Imagination“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”
Age“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
Truth“I've never let my school interfere with my education.”
Education“The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.”
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