“I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship.”
Dating is equal parts exciting and terrifying, sometimes in the same evening. These quotes capture the awkwardness, hope, disappointment, and occasional magic of trying to find someone whose weirdness is compatible with yours.
“Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.”
“I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship.”
“I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.”
“I have put gay dating on the map.”
“I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.”
“I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.”
“Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.”
“When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'”
“Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It's really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself.”
“Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?”
“It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.”
“I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?”
“Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.”
“I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.”
“There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.”
“Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!”