“It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.”
Dating is equal parts exciting and terrifying, sometimes in the same evening. These quotes capture the awkwardness, hope, disappointment, and occasional magic of trying to find someone whose weirdness is compatible with yours.
“I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship.”
“It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.”
“Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.”
“If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.”
“I don't have the best dating track record.”
“When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be.”
“I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to.”
“I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.”
“If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.”
“It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.”
“Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason.”
“Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.”
“If I'm with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal? What sacrifices will I have to make in terms of being myself, if I'm with a man? Something that young women find out really quickly is that when you start dating, all of a sudden you're supposed to have a role. You're not allowed to just be yourself.”
“I don't know why anyone would want to ask an actor for dating advice. We are not the poster children for healthy relationships.”
“There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.”
“I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.”