“If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.”
Car“It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.”
Future“If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.”
Car“There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less, and because numbness encourages laziness, you do fewer things, good or bad, and the world's probably a better place for it.”
Time“Technology favors horrible people.”
Technology“Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.”
Nature“Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.”
Failure“We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.”
Death“Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.”
Birthday“Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.”
Age“Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.”
Love“People will always choose more money over more sex.”
Money“People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.”
Family“When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.”
Future“I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.”
Money“In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.”
Future“We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.”
History“The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.”
Alone“It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.”
Future“A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.”
Good“Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.”
Famous“Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.”
Failure