“There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.”
Funny“People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.”
Family“There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.”
Funny“I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?”
Food“In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.”
Future“Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.”
Politics“I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'”
Future“It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.”
Family“The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.”
Alone“If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.”
Good“The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones who aim for two notches below the top.”
Business“The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.”
Relationship“Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.”
Men“Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.”
Dating“You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.”
Fear“Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.”
Failure“If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.”
Car“Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.”
Age“People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.”
Family“We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.”
History“We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.”
Death“If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.”
Courage