“The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.”
Alone“Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.”
Nature“The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.”
Alone“Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.”
Nature“The future and eternity are two entirely different things.”
Future“If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.”
Courage“There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.”
Funny“When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.”
Future“You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.”
Fear“The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.”
Alone“I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'”
Future“Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.”
Family“There's much to be said for feeling numb. Time passes more quickly. You eat less, and because numbness encourages laziness, you do fewer things, good or bad, and the world's probably a better place for it.”
Time“Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.”
Relationship“Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.”
Failure“I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?”
Food“Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.”
Failure“If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.”
Hope“The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones who aim for two notches below the top.”
Business“Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.”
Birthday“Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.”
Car“Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.”
Love