“If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.”
Hope“If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.”
Good“If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.”
Hope“If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.”
Courage“The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.”
Relationship“Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.”
Failure“If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.”
Car“Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.”
Men“Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.”
Politics“Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.”
Dating“In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.”
Future“It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.”
Future“Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.”
Age“If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.”
Good“Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.”
Love“If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.”
Pet“We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.”
History“Technology favors horrible people.”
Technology“You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.”
Fear“Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries.”
Business“Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.”
Birthday“There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.”
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