“If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?”
Change“If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.”
Pet“If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?”
Change“Christmas makes everything twice as sad.”
Sad“The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones who aim for two notches below the top.”
Business“Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.”
Love“I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.”
Money“If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.”
Good“The future and eternity are two entirely different things.”
Future“Unhappiness is something we are never taught about we are taught to expect happiness, but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn't arrive.”
Happiness“People will always choose more money over more sex.”
Money“Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.”
Men“It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.”
Family“I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'”
Future“If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.”
Courage“In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.”
Future“Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.”
Relationship“Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries.”
Business“If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.”
Hope“You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.”
Fear“Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.”
Failure“Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.”
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