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Doug Coupland

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Doug Coupland is one of those voices you encounter and immediately want to hear more from. With equal ease, Doug Coupland moved between Future and Failure, finding connections others missed. Our collection includes 60 quotes from Doug Coupland, touching on Future, Failure, Money, Family, and Time — a testament to just how much they had to say. Start here and see if you agree: "Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure."

“In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.”

— Doug Coupland

Future

All Quotes by Doug Coupland

“We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.”

— Doug Coupland

History

“Christmas makes everything twice as sad.”

— Doug Coupland

Sad

“Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.”

— Doug Coupland

Men

“The future and eternity are two entirely different things.”

— Doug Coupland

Future

“The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member.”

— Doug Coupland

Relationship

“Technology favors horrible people.”

— Doug Coupland

Technology

“It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.”

— Doug Coupland

Future

“Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.”

— Doug Coupland

Politics

“Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.”

— Doug Coupland

Dreams

“People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.”

— Doug Coupland

Family

“If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.”

— Doug Coupland

Hope

“Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.”

— Doug Coupland

Failure

“We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.”

— Doug Coupland

Death

“You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.”

— Doug Coupland

Fear

“Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries.”

— Doug Coupland

Business

“Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being.”

— Doug Coupland

Failure

“I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.”

— Doug Coupland

Money

“The real killers in the business world aren't the ones who aim for the top, it's the ones who aim for two notches below the top.”

— Doug Coupland

Business

“Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.”

— Doug Coupland

Car

“Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing.”

— Doug Coupland

Change