Wedding Quotes

A wedding is a beginning disguised as an event. These quotes capture the romance, nerves, joy, and deeper meaning of the day two people stand up in front of everyone they know and make an improbable promise.

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“I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.”

— Jessica Simpson

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“Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.”

— Ethel Merman

“I love a black wedding dress.”

— Vera Wang

“I use filming as an excuse to take classes. I got my certification in sailing for 'Wedding Crashers,' and now I can handle a 26-foot boat. I played a seamstress once, so I took sewing classes. I love dipping into these other lives.”

— Rachel McAdams

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

— Groucho Marx

“The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.”

— Craig Ferguson

“All the information you could want is constantly streaming at you like a runaway truck - books, newspaper stories, Web sites, apps, how-to videos, this article you're reading, even entire magazines devoted to single subjects like charcuterie or wedding cakes or pickles.”

— Mario Batali

“I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.”

— Sammy Davis, Jr.

“I'd been a wedding singer through college, but after a few years of doing my best renditions of jazz standards to clinking glasses and the sound of forks on salad, I thought, 'Oh God, if this is all I do, I'll never be able to live with myself.'”

— Idina Menzel

“I think a lot of people who feel as though they desperately want to be married oftentimes simply desperately want to have a wedding.”

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.”

— Phyllis Diller

“Well, I'll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like I'd never seen from the people, and that's who I entertain. I entertain the people.”

— Liza Minnelli

“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”

— Groucho Marx

“A big part of being in a wedding is the financial obligation, and that's something that people don't really talk about, but if you're asked to be in a wedding, you're gonna have to fork over some cash.”

— Kristen Wiig

“I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.”

— Kim Kardashian

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