A wedding is a beginning disguised as an event. These quotes capture the romance, nerves, joy, and deeper meaning of the day two people stand up in front of everyone they know and make an improbable promise.
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“I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.”
— Gwen Stefani
“I think a lot of people get so obsessed with the wedding and the expense of the wedding that they miss out on what the real purpose is. It's not about a production number, it's about a meaningful moment between two people that's witnessed by people that they actually really know and care about.”
— Jane Seymour
“For my first wedding, I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. I'm not one of those pretty criers.”
— Sherri Shepherd
“I did get to keep the wedding dresses from 'Runaway Bride'. They're all boxed up in my garage. I've never opened them. It'll be fun one day when Hazel is taller. She can play dress-up with her friends.”
— Julia Roberts
“When I auditioned for 'Wedding Crashers,' the producers had never seen any of my other work except for Bond. I got 'Wedding Crashers' partly because I was a Bond girl.”
— Jane Seymour
“I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.”
— Oliver Goldsmith
“I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.”
— Paris Hilton
“The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.”
— Heinrich Heine
“In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.”
— Helen Reddy
“Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.”
— Peter Ustinov
“A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.”
— Friedrich Schiller
“When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray.”
— Amy Poehler
“I myself have never been enchanted by the dream of the white wedding, and, heaven help us, the expectation that this exquisitely catered event should be 'the happiest moment' of one's life.”
— Elizabeth Gilbert
“I'd been a wedding singer through college, but after a few years of doing my best renditions of jazz standards to clinking glasses and the sound of forks on salad, I thought, 'Oh God, if this is all I do, I'll never be able to live with myself.'”
— Idina Menzel
“The wedding ring on my left hand was bought by my grandfather, Samuel Miliband, in Brussels in 1920. I never knew him, as he died when I was one. But his ring was kept by my aunt until it was placed on my finger by my wife Louise 32 years later.”
— David Miliband
“I don't think it's possible to have a wedding without it being stressful!”
— Debra Messing