“The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.”
Imagination
“Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.”
ArtAll Quotes by Helen Rowland
“Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.”
Home“There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.”
Age“In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.”
Marriage“Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.”
Beauty“One man's folly is another man's wife.”
Funny“Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.”
Marriage“Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.”
Food“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”
Marriage“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”
Wedding“Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.”
Faith“Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.”
Marriage“Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.”
Art“And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.”
Women“After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.”
Marriage“Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.”
Nature“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.”
Trust“Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.”
Art“A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.”
Marriage“Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.”
Jealousy