“Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.”
Food
“The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.”
ImaginationAll Quotes by Helen Rowland
“After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.”
Marriage“Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.”
Marriage“It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others.”
Marriage“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”
Wedding“A fool and her money are soon courted.”
Money“After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.”
Marriage“One man's folly is another man's wife.”
Funny“When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.”
Women“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.”
Trust“Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.”
Imagination“A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.”
Marriage“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.”
Marriage“Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.”
Beauty“Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.”
Women“Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.”
Money“Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.”
Marriage“Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.”
Home“Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.”
Faith“There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.”
Age