“Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.”
Food
“And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.”
WomenAll Quotes by Helen Rowland
“One man's folly is another man's wife.”
Funny“And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.”
Women“Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.”
Marriage“Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.”
Jealousy“Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.”
Art“A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.”
Beauty“Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.”
Nature“Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.”
Marriage“Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.”
Faith“Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.”
Beauty“Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.”
Imagination“The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.”
Imagination“A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.”
Art“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.”
Marriage“A fool and her money are soon courted.”
Money“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”
Marriage“In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.”
Marriage“After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.”
Marriage“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.”
Trust