“Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.”
Jealousy
“Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.”
MarriageAll Quotes by Helen Rowland
“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.”
Trust“In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.”
Marriage“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.”
Marriage“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”
Wedding“Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.”
Money“Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.”
Art“The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.”
Imagination“Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.”
Marriage“Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.”
Women“After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.”
Marriage“One man's folly is another man's wife.”
Funny“A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.”
Marriage“Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.”
Faith“Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.”
Marriage“Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.”
Beauty“A fool and her money are soon courted.”
Money“Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.”
Home“Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.”
Art“Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.”
Imagination