“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
Funny
“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.”
MenAll Quotes by Mae West
“Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.”
Art“Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.”
Time“A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.”
Love“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
Funny“Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.”
Men“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
Great“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
Love“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.”
Home“I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.”
Good“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”
Success“When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.”
Good“It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.”
Life“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Men“I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?”
Men“When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.”
Good“Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
Love“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
Diet“He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
Marriage“Too much of a good thing can be taxing.”
Good