“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
Funny
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
FunnyAll Quotes by Mae West
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Dating“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
Love“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
Funny“When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.”
Good“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
Great“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.”
Home“Look your best - who said love is blind?”
Best“Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
Love“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.”
Men“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
Best“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
Funny“When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.”
Good“It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.”
Life“Too much of a good thing can be taxing.”
Good“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
Good“A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.”
Love“Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.”
Success“One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.”
Work“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
Women