“I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.”
Good
“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
FunnyAll Quotes by Mae West
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
Funny“A man's kiss is his signature.”
Men“When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.”
Good“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
Great“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
Best“Too much of a good thing can be taxing.”
Good“Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.”
Time“He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
Marriage“A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.”
Love“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
Funny“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Dating“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
Funny“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Men“I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?”
Men“Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
Love“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.”
Men“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
Women“It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.”
Life“Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.”
Success