“A hard man is good to find.”
Good
“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
FunnyAll Quotes by Mae West
“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
Funny“I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.”
Good“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Dating“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
Best“Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.”
Art“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Men“A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.”
Love“One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.”
Work“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.”
Home“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.”
Men“Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.”
Men“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
Diet“A man's kiss is his signature.”
Men“Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.”
Time“I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?”
Men“He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
Marriage“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
Great“Look your best - who said love is blind?”
Best“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
Women