“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”
Diet
“Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.”
TimeAll Quotes by Mae West
“A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.”
Love“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”
Success“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
Good“Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.”
Men“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Men“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
Women“I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?”
Men“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
Funny“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
Love“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
Great“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
Funny“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.”
Men“Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.”
Time“Too much of a good thing can be taxing.”
Good“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
Best“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Dating“Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
Love“Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.”
Success“I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.”
Good