Pet Quotes

Pets love you in a way that no human being quite manages — without conditions, without judgment, and with an enthusiasm that does not dim over time. These quotes celebrate the animals who make our lives warmer, funnier, and less lonely.

“I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.”

Chris Pratt

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“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

Rita Rudner

“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

Ann Landers

“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”

Ogden Nash

“Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.”

Jack White

“There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.”

Mike Ditka

“I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.”

Chris Pratt

“Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.”

George Eliot

“A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.”

Moliere

“We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.”

Theresa May

“If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.”

Michael Nutter

“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”

Steven Wright

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