“Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.”
Pets love you in a way that no human being quite manages — without conditions, without judgment, and with an enthusiasm that does not dim over time. These quotes celebrate the animals who make our lives warmer, funnier, and less lonely.
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
“Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.”
“When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.”
“Even cats grow lonely and anxious.”
“I don't have pet peeves I have whole kennels of irritation.”
“I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.”
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
“If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.”
“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
“Never wear anything that panics the cat.”
“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.”
“I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.”
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
“Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.”
“Pet lovers know that animals sometimes understand us better than we do, and the annals of human sin and desire provide plenty of stories to drive the point home.”