“Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.”
Pets love you in a way that no human being quite manages — without conditions, without judgment, and with an enthusiasm that does not dim over time. These quotes celebrate the animals who make our lives warmer, funnier, and less lonely.
“Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure they're getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention you both need. That's why you have them!”
“Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.”
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
“If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.”
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
“Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.”
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
“We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.”
“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.”
“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”