Pet Quotes

Pets love you in a way that no human being quite manages — without conditions, without judgment, and with an enthusiasm that does not dim over time. These quotes celebrate the animals who make our lives warmer, funnier, and less lonely.

“A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.”

Billy Graham

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“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

Rita Rudner

“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”

Rita Rudner

“Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”

Anatole France

“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.”

Dwight D. Eisenhower

“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”

Kin Hubbard

“A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a minority, but there's only so much hoopla applicable to them.”

Sloane Crosley

“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”

Steven Wright

“A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.”

Mason Cooley

“There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.”

Scott Adams

“A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.”

Billy Graham

“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”

Steven Wright

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

Winston Churchill

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