“Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.”
Religion
“Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.”
HumorAll Quotes by Margaret Cho
“Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.”
Politics“Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.”
Birthday“It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.”
Humor“I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can't use it.”
Home“My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.”
Funny“Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.”
Humor“People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.”
Best“The power of visibility can never be underestimated.”
Power“I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity.”
Beauty“We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.”
War“It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not care what anyone, particularly men, think. Maybe that is why so many women comics are lesbians.”
Women“Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.”
Beauty“Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?”
Women“I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.”
Sad“I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It's very collaborative, arty, fun and cool.”
Cool“Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!”
Smile“Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.”
Beauty“Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.”
Change“I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.”
Funny