Birthday Quotes

Birthdays are milestones disguised as parties. These quotes capture the joy, nostalgia, and mild existential crisis that can all show up when you add another number. Good for cards, toasts, or just sitting with the strangeness of getting older.

“My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.”

Chloe Moretz

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“The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.”

Anne Lamott

“My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.”

Chloe Moretz

“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

Bob Hope

“I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.”

Eleanor Roosevelt

“My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.”

Loretta Lynn

“When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?”

Lisa Loeb

“I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.”

Kevin Smith

“With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties.”

Lisa Loeb

“Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.”

C. S. Lewis

“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”

Plautus

“Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctor's appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops.”

Sloane Crosley

“Your children need your presence more than your presents.”

Jesse Jackson

“I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.”

Kelly Clarkson

“God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.”

Voltaire

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