Mindy Kaling

Mindy Kaling

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Mindy Kaling, an American actress, comedian, and writer born in 1979, is someone whose words carry as much weight as their professional legacy. Beyond her work on television, she has received a Tony Award and six nominations at the Primetime Emmy Awards, Mindy Kaling proved equally skilled at capturing ideas in a sentence or two. 40 of Mindy Kaling's sharpest quotes live here, spanning themes of Romantic, Relationship, Funny, Movies, and Mom. As Mindy Kaling put it: "I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my head."

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“Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me.”

— Mindy Kaling

Inspirational

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“Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me.”

— Mindy Kaling

Inspirational

“I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many ways. It helped me because, in general, they've made me hopeful. I just figure things will eventually work out for me. But nobody is like any Tom Hanks character. Nobody is Hugh Grant. No one is Meg Ryan!”

— Mindy Kaling

Romantic

“You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that if I'm going to work every single day, I don't think you should have to hug people hello every single day when you come to work. I saw you Monday!”

— Mindy Kaling

Work

“When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anymore. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life. Entrenched is awesome.”

— Mindy Kaling

Men

“On 'The Office,' so much of the show is about disguising your true feelings and your romantic feelings because it was a mock documentary.”

— Mindy Kaling

Romantic

“My dad's whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn't have that big Indian community. I don't really have anything interesting to say about it. When I talk about it people are like, 'meh, let's talk about something else.'”

— Mindy Kaling

Dad

“People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.”

— Mindy Kaling

Funny

“I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel I need and want to have children. It would be wonderful to have a husband, and I would feel blessed to do it. But I would feel sad for the rest of my life if I had no kids.”

— Mindy Kaling

Sad

“My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life.”

— Mindy Kaling

Mom

“I try not to put anything political on the forefront of what I'm trying to do creatively. At the same time, I do think it's wonderful when I hear people say that it's inspirational that I'm an Indian woman on camera. My life is very diverse, and my friends are a diverse group of people.”

— Mindy Kaling

Inspirational

“I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my head.”

— Mindy Kaling

Romantic

“Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true.”

— Mindy Kaling

Mom

“Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough to do what he did. And I have that same feeling - that there's nobody that looks like me in movies, nobody would cast me as a romantic lead, but I want to do it and I feel confident that I can.”

— Mindy Kaling

Movies

“What I'd really like to write is a romantic comedy. This is my favorite kind of movie. I feel almost embarrassed revealing this, because the genre has been so degraded in the past twenty years that saying you like romantic comedies is essentially an admission of mild stupidity.”

— Mindy Kaling

Romantic

“I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world.”

— Mindy Kaling

Romantic

“The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.”

— Mindy Kaling

Age

“Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is hotly debated.”

— Mindy Kaling

Food

“I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident when they were 2, and they have no one to hold accountable. And unfortunately, I don't have that. I have parents who I care about what they think.”

— Mindy Kaling

Car

“As a kid, I always loved serialized books. It's the reason why people love 'Harry Potter.' Serialization is amazing. It works in television. It works in film and it works in books. Especially when you're a young kid, you get attached to these characters.”

— Mindy Kaling

Amazing

“We always think of a diet with a big groan. But I think diets are fun. I think it is an American pastime for a lot of women.”

— Mindy Kaling

Diet