Mindy Kaling

Mindy Kaling

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Mindy Kaling, an American actress, comedian, and writer born in 1979, is someone whose words carry as much weight as their professional legacy. Beyond her work on television, she has received a Tony Award and six nominations at the Primetime Emmy Awards, Mindy Kaling proved equally skilled at capturing ideas in a sentence or two. 40 of Mindy Kaling's sharpest quotes live here, spanning themes of Romantic, Relationship, Funny, Movies, and Mom. As Mindy Kaling put it: "I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my head."

“I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel I need and want to have children. It would be wonderful to have a husband, and I would feel blessed to do it. But I would feel sad for the rest of my life if I had no kids.”

— Mindy Kaling

Sad

All Quotes by Mindy Kaling

“I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world.”

— Mindy Kaling

Romantic

“I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again.' I can't bring my mom back, but I can have children.”

— Mindy Kaling

Mom

“When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.”

— Mindy Kaling

Funny

“People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore, hyper-realistic bee movies about how bees really are.”

— Mindy Kaling

Movies

“Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true.”

— Mindy Kaling

Mom

“People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.”

— Mindy Kaling

Funny

“I feel lucky because I was a nerd, which I talk about in the book, but I had academic success, so through that, because that's what my parents put a great deal of value on, I had a great childhood because I sort of fulfilled the expectations of being good at school.”

— Mindy Kaling

Success

“Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback.”

— Mindy Kaling

Amazing

“On 'The Office,' so much of the show is about disguising your true feelings and your romantic feelings because it was a mock documentary.”

— Mindy Kaling

Romantic

“It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.”

— Mindy Kaling

Funny

“Anyone who's lost someone to cancer will say this, that you have to struggle to try to remember the person before the diagnosis happened, because they really do change - as anyone would change.”

— Mindy Kaling

Change

“My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life.”

— Mindy Kaling

Mom

“When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anymore. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life. Entrenched is awesome.”

— Mindy Kaling

Men

“We always think of a diet with a big groan. But I think diets are fun. I think it is an American pastime for a lot of women.”

— Mindy Kaling

Diet

“As a kid, I always loved serialized books. It's the reason why people love 'Harry Potter.' Serialization is amazing. It works in television. It works in film and it works in books. Especially when you're a young kid, you get attached to these characters.”

— Mindy Kaling

Amazing

“I try not to put anything political on the forefront of what I'm trying to do creatively. At the same time, I do think it's wonderful when I hear people say that it's inspirational that I'm an Indian woman on camera. My life is very diverse, and my friends are a diverse group of people.”

— Mindy Kaling

Inspirational

“I have a great job writing for 'The Office,' but, really, all television writers do is dream of one day writing movies. I'll put it this way: At the Oscars the most famous person in the room is, like, Angelina Jolie. At the Emmys the huge exciting celebrity is Bethenny Frankel. You get what I mean.”

— Mindy Kaling

Famous

“I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many ways. It helped me because, in general, they've made me hopeful. I just figure things will eventually work out for me. But nobody is like any Tom Hanks character. Nobody is Hugh Grant. No one is Meg Ryan!”

— Mindy Kaling

Romantic

“I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel I need and want to have children. It would be wonderful to have a husband, and I would feel blessed to do it. But I would feel sad for the rest of my life if I had no kids.”

— Mindy Kaling

Sad

“You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpopular, is that if I'm going to work every single day, I don't think you should have to hug people hello every single day when you come to work. I saw you Monday!”

— Mindy Kaling

Work