“I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.”
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“If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.”
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“The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.”
Famous“Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.”
Positive“America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.”
Family“When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.”
Marriage“I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.”
Computers“When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'”
Dating“When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.”
Food“It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.”
Alone“If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.”
Romantic“To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.”
Art“It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.”
Experience“I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.”
Women“I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.”
Failure“There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.”
Home“I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.”
Money“When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.”
Smile“I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.”
Hope“Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.”
Sports“A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.”
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