“It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.”
Alone
“I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.”
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“I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'”
Funny“There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.”
Home“When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.”
Food“I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.”
Women“The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.”
Famous“It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.”
Experience“I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.”
Experience“I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.”
Movies“I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.”
Humor“I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.”
Computers“Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.”
Power“Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.”
Positive“When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.”
Smile“Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.”
Sports“When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'”
Dating“I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.”
Money“If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.”
Romantic“America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.”
Family“For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.”
Money