“The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.”
Change
“It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.”
HomeAll Quotes by Larry David
“There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.”
Funny“Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.”
Women“Obviously comedic styles do change.”
Change“When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.”
Freedom“You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.”
Funny“Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.”
Change“Women love a self-confident bald man.”
Women“I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'”
Birthday“I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.”
Money“The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.”
Mom“The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.”
Food“If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.”
Funny“Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.”
Religion“Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.”
Freedom“There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.”
Home“Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.”
Relationship“Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!”
Home“I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.”
Funny“It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.”
Home