John Mayer

John Mayer

29 quotes

American musician John Mayer (b. 1977) remains a towering presence in the world of memorable quotations. Their thinking spans from Music to Home, revealing a mind that refused to stay in one lane. Discover 34 of John Mayer's most memorable quotes, ranging across Music, Home, Age, Learning, and Fear. As John Mayer put it: "It's almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music."

“I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.”

— John Mayer

Dating

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“I'm willing to make compromises based on someone I think is the one, but I think it's psychologically important to people when they're famous to be the only famous person they know.”

— John Mayer

Famous

“I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible.”

— John Mayer

Music

“Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.”

— John Mayer

Experience

“I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.”

— John Mayer

Cool

“I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.”

— John Mayer

Dating

“I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play in front of thousands of people as if I am completely in the moment every moment.”

— John Mayer

Learning

“Atlanta's my musical home. It really was the place where I really came alive.”

— John Mayer

Home

“Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.”

— John Mayer

Failure

“A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.”

— John Mayer

Wedding

“Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.”

— John Mayer

Good

“You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now, they are a part of everyday demeanor.”

— John Mayer

Fear

“Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?”

— John Mayer

Relationship

“If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4 million people, if they are able to hear it. The touring thing is unbelievable. It really is amazing from what we did the last tour even to what we are doing now.”

— John Mayer

Amazing

“My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'”

— John Mayer

Dreams

“There's a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical.”

— John Mayer

Music

“I'm a good music provider, and I'm fine with that. I'm a quality music manufacturer.”

— John Mayer

Music

“It's almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music.”

— John Mayer

Music

“I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.”

— John Mayer

Learning

“You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.”

— John Mayer

Age

“Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it... and the minute it takes off, I'm not gonna be home for a while.”

— John Mayer

Home