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“I'm willing to make compromises based on someone I think is the one, but I think it's psychologically important to people when they're famous to be the only famous person they know.”
FamousAll Quotes by John Mayer
“A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.”
Wedding“I was very successful from a very early age, and I want to keep it.”
Age“I scientifically engineer my music to be as accessible as possible.”
Music“I'm a good music provider, and I'm fine with that. I'm a quality music manufacturer.”
Music“You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now, they are a part of everyday demeanor.”
Fear“I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.”
Dating“Look, demanding somebody do anything in this day and age is not going to fly.”
Age“Maybe someday you can accuse somebody of being a poseur by selling out and playing blues music, but that's just not going to happen in my lifetime.”
Music“Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.”
Failure“It's almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music.”
Music“I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.”
Cool“My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'”
Dreams“I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play in front of thousands of people as if I am completely in the moment every moment.”
Learning“I'm willing to make compromises based on someone I think is the one, but I think it's psychologically important to people when they're famous to be the only famous person they know.”
Famous“Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?”
Relationship“I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain.”
Car“I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what I'm singing. It comes down to being believable. You don't have to be likeable generally, though, I think I am.”
Hope“I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.”
Learning“You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.”
Age