“Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.”
Love
“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”
LifeAll Quotes by Fran Lebowitz
“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”
Life“There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.”
Death“Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.”
Nature“Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.”
Women“As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”
Teen“If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.”
Future“All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.”
God“If you're going to America, bring your own food.”
Food“Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.”
Art“Polite conversation is rarely either.”
Funny“You're only as good as your last haircut.”
Funny“Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.”
Business“Andy Warhol made fame more famous.”
Famous“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
Diet“You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.”
Hope“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.”
Great“I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.”
Experience“Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.”
Success“If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.”
Nature