“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
Life“Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?”
Government“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
Life“Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.”
Money“Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.”
Government“Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.”
Government“If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.”
Government“Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”
Legal“If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.”
Money“The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.”
Best“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”
Politics“The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.”
Education“There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.”
Politics“America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.”
Education“The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.”
Time“The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.”
Business“If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.”
Funny“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”
Funny“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”
Money“You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.”
War“I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.”
Funny“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”
Learning