“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
Experience“So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.”
Family“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
Experience“We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?”
Business“I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.”
Funny“A fool and his money are soon elected.”
Money“It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.”
Good“When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.”
Good“Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.”
Government“You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.”
War“The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.”
Best“Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”
Legal“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”
Funny“I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.”
Sports“Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.”
Best“Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.”
Finance“If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”
Love“If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.”
Money“Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.”
Government“In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.”
Time“Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.”
Money“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”
Money