“Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.”
War“I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.”
War“Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.”
War“We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.”
Equality“The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.”
Best“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”
Government“Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.”
Government“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”
Money“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.”
Government“Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.”
Learning“Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.”
Money“Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?”
Government“Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.”
Government“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”
Learning“Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.”
Finance“People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.”
Legal“If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”
Love“So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.”
Family“It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.”
Good“The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.”
Business“In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.”
Time“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
Experience