“The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.”
Time“I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.”
Sports“The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.”
Time“You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.”
War“It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.”
Business“If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.”
Money“The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.”
Education“Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.”
Money“Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.”
Money“If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.”
Business“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”
Funny“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”
Politics“Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.”
War“America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.”
Education“Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.”
Art“Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.”
Art“On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.”
Government“Politics is applesauce.”
Politics“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”
Government“We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.”
Equality“A fool and his money are soon elected.”
Money“There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.”
Education