“Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.”
Work“Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.”
Finance“Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.”
Work“Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.”
Funny“The United States never lost a war or won a conference.”
War“Politics is applesauce.”
Politics“So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.”
Family“The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'”
Best“In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.”
Time“On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.”
Government“A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.”
Truth“Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.”
Government“An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.”
Business“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”
Government“There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.”
Politics“Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.”
War“Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.”
Money“If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.”
Politics“It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.”
Government“We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.”
Equality“Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?”
Government“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.”
Government