“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
Funny“A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.”
Music“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
Funny“Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.”
Fear“A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.”
Music“I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.”
War“Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.”
Death“Humor is just another defense against the universe.”
Humor“Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.”
Truth“I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.”
Business“Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.”
Work“If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.”
Funny“If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.”
Death