“I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.”
War“Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.”
Fear“I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.”
War“Humor is just another defense against the universe.”
Humor“Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.”
Fear“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
Funny“Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.”
Truth“I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.”
Business“If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.”
Death“A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.”
Music“Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.”
Death“If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.”
Funny“Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.”
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