“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.”
Business
“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
AngerAll Quotes by Laurence J. Peter
“A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.”
Funny“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Anger“Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.”
Beauty“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”
Nature“An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.”
Intelligence“Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.”
Work“The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.”
Failure“Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.”
Teen“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”
Friendship“Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.”
Car“Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.”
Women“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
Funny“Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.”
Alone“It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”
Valentinesday“The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.”
Best“Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.”
Education“Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.”
Funny“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
Art“Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.”
Patience