“Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.”
Women
“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
FunnyAll Quotes by Laurence J. Peter
“Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.”
Teen“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”
Nature“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
Art“The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.”
Best“Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.”
Funny“Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.”
Work“The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.”
Failure“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”
Friendship“Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.”
Education“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Anger“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.”
Business“Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.”
Beauty“A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.”
Funny“Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.”
Car“An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.”
Intelligence“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
Funny“It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”
Valentinesday“Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.”
Work“Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.”
Alone