“Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.”
Education
“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
ArtAll Quotes by Laurence J. Peter
“Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.”
Funny“Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.”
Patience“It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”
Valentinesday“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Anger“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
Art“Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.”
Car“A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.”
Funny“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”
Nature“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”
Friendship“An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.”
Intelligence“Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.”
Alone“Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.”
Women“Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.”
Teen“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.”
Business“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
Funny“Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.”
Work“Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.”
Beauty“The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.”
Best“The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.”
Failure