“The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.”
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“Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.”
FunnyAll Quotes by Laurence J. Peter
“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.”
Art“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”
Funny“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Anger“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.”
Nature“Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.”
Funny“An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.”
Intelligence“A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.”
Funny“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”
Friendship“Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.”
Work“Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.”
Alone“Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.”
Car“Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.”
Patience“Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.”
Education“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.”
Business“Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.”
Work“Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.”
Teen“Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.”
Beauty“Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.”
Women“It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”
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