“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
Patience“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
Patience“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
Patience“When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.”
Money“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
Alone“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
Failure“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
Men“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
Success“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”
Family“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
Christmas“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”
Men“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
Best“Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.”
Money“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”
Music“As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.”
God“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
Change“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.”
Best“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”
Thanksgiving“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
Smile“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace