“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
Success
“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
BestAll Quotes by Kin Hubbard
“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”
Music“It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.”
Money“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
Christmas“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
Money“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
Best“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
Home“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
Change“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.”
Good“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
Home“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”
Thanksgiving“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”
Family“Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.”
Money“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
Alone“When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.”
Money“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
Smile“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.”
Best“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”
Famous