“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
Men
“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
BestAll Quotes by Kin Hubbard
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
Smile“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
Change“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
Pet“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
Patience“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
Failure“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”
Famous“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
Alone“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”
Money“I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.”
Government“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”
Men“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
Home“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
Christmas“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”
Music“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”
Family“As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.”
God“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”
Thanksgiving“It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.”
Money“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
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