“It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.”
Money
“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
MenAll Quotes by Kin Hubbard
“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”
Money“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
Home“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
Failure“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
Success“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”
Famous“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
Money“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
Best“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”
Family“As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.”
God“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
Smile“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
Alone“I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.”
Government“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
Pet“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
Men“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
Patience“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
Home“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”
Thanksgiving