“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”
Famous
“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”
MusicAll Quotes by Kin Hubbard
“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
Patience“I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.”
Government“Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.”
Money“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”
Thanksgiving“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
Money“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
Success“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
Home“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
Home“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
Best“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
Change“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
Smile“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
Failure“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
Alone“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”
Men“It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.”
Money“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
Men