“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”
Famous
“When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.”
MoneyAll Quotes by Kin Hubbard
“I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.”
Government“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
Best“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
Alone“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
Christmas“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
Pet“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.”
Good“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”
Thanksgiving“When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.”
Money“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
Change“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
Failure“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”
Men“Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.”
Money“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
Home“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”
Money“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
Money“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
Smile“It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.”
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