“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”
Family
“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
SuccessAll Quotes by Kin Hubbard
“When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.”
Money“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.”
Best“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
Success“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
Failure“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.”
Government“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
Best“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
Home“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
Money“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
Men“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”
Men“Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.”
Money“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
Home“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
Alone“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
Pet“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
Patience“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”
Music