“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
Alone
“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.”
BestAll Quotes by Kin Hubbard
“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
Success“When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.”
Money“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”
Money“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
Men“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
Failure“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
Home“It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.”
Money“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
Christmas“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.”
Best“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”
Music“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
Money“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
Smile“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.”
Money“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”
Thanksgiving“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.”
Good“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
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