“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”
Music
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
SmileAll Quotes by Kin Hubbard
“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”
Men“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
Home“Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.”
Money“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
Patience“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.”
Good“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
Christmas“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
Best“It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.”
Money“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”
Money“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
Money“I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.”
Government“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”
Family“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
Failure“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
Pet“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
Alone“When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.”
Money“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
Success“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace