“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.”
Best
“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
PeaceAll Quotes by Kin Hubbard
“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
Home“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
Patience“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
Success“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
Change“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”
Music“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
Failure“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
Money“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”
Famous“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
Best“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
Men“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
Home“When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.”
Money“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.”
Good“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
Pet“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”
Thanksgiving“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”
Men“As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.”
God“I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.”
Government