“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”
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“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
HomeAll Quotes by Kin Hubbard
“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
Peace“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
Christmas“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”
Family“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
Home“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
Success“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
Failure“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
Happiness“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.”
Good“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
Pet“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
Home“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
Men“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
Alone“It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.”
Money“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”
Famous“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”
Men“As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.”
God“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
Money“Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.”
Money“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
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