Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson

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American actor and filmmaker Jack Nicholson (b. 1937) remains a towering presence in the world of memorable quotations. Their thinking spans from Women to Movies, revealing a mind that refused to stay in one lane. Our collection holds 29 quotes from Jack Nicholson, each offering a different angle on Women, Movies, Money, Fear, and Dating. As Jack Nicholson put it: "I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it."

“Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”

— Jack Nicholson

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All Quotes by Jack Nicholson

“I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this it just doesn't feel right at my age.”

— Jack Nicholson

Age

“Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.”

— Jack Nicholson

Age

“A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.”

— Jack Nicholson

Fear

“Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”

— Jack Nicholson

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“Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.”

— Jack Nicholson

Movies

“I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.”

— Jack Nicholson

Death

“The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.”

— Jack Nicholson

Learning

“When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women.”

— Jack Nicholson

Women

“There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.”

— Jack Nicholson

Sad

“We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.”

— Jack Nicholson

Money

“If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.”

— Jack Nicholson

Men

“I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.”

— Jack Nicholson

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“It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I've never had any trouble identifying with the character that I'm playing.”

— Jack Nicholson

Imagination

“I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.”

— Jack Nicholson

Marriage

“Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.”

— Jack Nicholson

Alone

“I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. There's no melodrama there's no device, It's just about a human being.”

— Jack Nicholson

Movies

“I'm not a power person. I like everyone to be on an equal footing.”

— Jack Nicholson

Power

“Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.”

— Jack Nicholson

Dating

“There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.”

— Jack Nicholson

Dating

“I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person.”

— Jack Nicholson

Fear