“I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”
Age
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
GoodAll Quotes by George Burns
“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”
Funny“I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.”
Future“Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.”
Age“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”
Age“I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.”
Age“Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.”
Time“I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.”
Failure“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
Money“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
Age“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
Funny“I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.”
Failure“I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.”
Money“Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.”
Future“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”
Age“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
Family“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
Age“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
Funny“I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.”
Age“At my age flowers scare me.”
Age