“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”
Famous
“Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.”
FunnyAll Quotes by Chris Rock
“I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.”
History“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”
Famous“Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”
Funny“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”
Humor“Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.”
Music“Hollywood's just not funny.”
Funny“Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.”
Movies“My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.”
Movies“I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”
Business“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.”
Sports“Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.”
Funny“I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.”
Women“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.”
Government“Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.”
Famous“Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.”
Movies“I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.”
Best“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
Food“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”
Movies