“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.”
Government
“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”
FamousAll Quotes by Chris Rock
“Hollywood's just not funny.”
Funny“Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”
Funny“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”
Humor“Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.”
Funny“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.”
Sports“My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.”
Movies“Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.”
Famous“I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.”
Best“Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.”
Movies“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”
Famous“I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.”
Women“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”
Famous“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”
Movies“Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.”
Music“I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”
Business“Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.”
Movies“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
Food“I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.”
History