“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”
Movies
“Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.”
MoviesAll Quotes by Chris Rock
“I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.”
History“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.”
Sports“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”
Humor“Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.”
Famous“Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.”
Funny“Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.”
Funny“I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.”
Women“Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.”
Music“I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”
Business“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
Food“Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.”
Movies“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.”
Government“I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.”
Best“My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.”
Movies“Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.”
Movies“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”
Famous“Hollywood's just not funny.”
Funny“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”
Famous