“I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?”
Time
“I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.”
KnowledgeAll Quotes by Charlie Sheen
“What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.”
Dad“What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”
Life“I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.”
Time“I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.”
Knowledge“You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.”
Love“People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.”
Work“I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.”
Future“I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.”
Time“As kids we're not taught how to deal with success we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?”
Failure“Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.”
Good“It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.”
Love“When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.”
Time“I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.”
Marriage“I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.”
Anger“Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.”
Life“Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.”
Dad“I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.”
Age“I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.”
Work“I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.”
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