“I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.”
Future
“I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.”
FutureAll Quotes by Adam Carolla
“I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.”
Car“People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'”
Money“Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.”
Patriotism“You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.”
Society“My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.”
Education“I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.”
Health“My first car was a motorcycle.”
Car“If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?”
Funny“I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.”
Family“I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.”
Food“I don't know anything about computers.”
Computers“I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.”
Age“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
Funny“I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.”
Car“All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.”
Government“The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.”
Beauty“It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.”
Funny“If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.”
Business“I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.”
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