“A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.”
Truth
“The future ain't what it used to be.”
FutureAll Quotes by Yogi Berra
“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”
Good“I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.”
Money“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”
Sports“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
Funny“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”
Sports“The future ain't what it used to be.”
Future“I don't mean to be funny.”
Funny“I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”
Change“How can you think and hit at the same time?”
Time“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
Food“I never said most of the things I said.”
Funny