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Todd Barry

9 quotes

Some people are known for what they did; Todd Barry is known for what they said. Todd Barry's observations on Thanksgiving are as sharp as their thoughts on Sports, revealing genuine breadth of mind. Our collection holds 11 quotes from Todd Barry, each offering a different angle on Thanksgiving, Sports, Respect, Morning, and Love. Readers often gravitate to this one: "I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."

“I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.”

— Todd Barry

Funny

All Quotes by Todd Barry

“I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.”

— Todd Barry

Morning

“I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.”

— Todd Barry

Funny

“I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.”

— Todd Barry

Amazing

“I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.”

— Todd Barry

Respect

“It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.”

— Todd Barry

Cool

“I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.”

— Todd Barry

Experience

“I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.”

— Todd Barry

Knowledge

“I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.”

— Todd Barry

Dreams

“I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.”

— Todd Barry

Love