“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
Funny“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Funny“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
Funny“Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”
Money“It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.”
Marriage“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
Funny“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
Health“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Funny“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
Happiness“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
God“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
Funny“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.”
Money