“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
Funny“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Funny“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
Funny“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.”
Money“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
Happiness“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
Funny“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
God“It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.”
Marriage“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
Health“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
Funny“Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”
Money“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Funny