“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
Funny“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
Funny“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
Funny“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
Funny“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
Health“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
Funny“Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”
Money“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
Happiness“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Funny“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.”
Money“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
God“It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.”
Marriage