“Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”
Money“It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.”
Marriage“Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”
Money“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
Happiness“It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.”
Marriage“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.”
Money“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
Funny“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
Funny“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
Funny“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Funny“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
Health“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
God