“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Funny“Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”
Money“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Funny“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
Funny“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
God“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”
Happiness“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
Funny“It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.”
Marriage“Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”
Money“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.”
Money“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
Funny“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
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