“Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.”
Failure
“Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.”
ImaginationAll Quotes by Lily Tomlin
“We're all in this alone.”
Alone“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”
Beauty“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
Funny“Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.”
Success“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”
Home“I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.”
War“But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.”
Money“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”
Government“The best mind-altering drug is the truth.”
Best“You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.”
Funny“Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.”
Imagination“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?”
God“Remember we're all in this alone.”
Alone“The road to success is always under construction.”
Success“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
Society“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
Funny