“One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.”
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“Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.”
GoodAll Quotes by Josh Billings
“Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.”
Funny“Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.”
Wisdom“The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.”
Money“Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.”
Learning“There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.”
Change“The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.”
Wisdom“Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.”
Love“If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.”
Happiness“There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.”
Fitness“Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.”
Knowledge“There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.”
Truth“The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.”
Best“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
Funny“Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.”
Good“As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.”
Truth“About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.”
Hope“It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.”
God“The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.”
Best“The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.”
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