“Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.”
Love
“One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.”
BestAll Quotes by Josh Billings
“The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.”
Fear“There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.”
Experience“There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.”
Truth“There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.”
Fitness“The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.”
Wisdom“A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.”
Happiness“Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.”
Funny“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.”
Age“Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.”
Thankful“Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.”
Learning“One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.”
Best“Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.”
Learning“Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got.”
Women“There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.”
Intelligence“As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.”
Truth“Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.”
Intelligence“There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.”
Forgiveness“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
Funny“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”
Money