“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”
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“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”
MoneyAll Quotes by Josh Billings
“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.”
God“Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.”
Learning“There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.”
Experience“There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.”
Change“There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.”
Funny“There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.”
Funny“The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.”
Best“Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.”
Intelligence“If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.”
Faith“The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.”
Best“One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.”
Best“Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.”
Thankful“Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.”
Wisdom“It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.”
God“To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.”
Travel“Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.”
Good“There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.”
Truth“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
Love“Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got.”
Women