“Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got.”
Women
“There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.”
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“If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.”
Happiness“If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.”
Faith“About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.”
Hope“Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.”
Good“It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.”
God“There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.”
Intelligence“One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.”
Best“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.”
God“There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.”
Funny“There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.”
Truth“Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.”
Intelligence“The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.”
Best“There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.”
Forgiveness“As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.”
Family“Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.”
Good“Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.”
Wisdom“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.”
Age“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
Love“There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.”
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