“May you live all the days of your life.”
Life
“It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.”
DeathAll Quotes by Jonathan Swift
“Words are but wind and learning is nothing but words ergo, learning is nothing but wind.”
Learning“The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all their success to prudence or merit.”
Power“When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.”
Intelligence“Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.”
Humor“Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.”
Age“Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.”
Politics“It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.”
Death“The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.”
Best“He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.”
Food“No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.”
Age“I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.”
Morning“Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen short of her purposes.”
Nature“Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.”
Power“Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.”
Anniversary“A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.”
Money“I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the religion of the country. Nothing can render them popular, but some degree of persecution.”
Religion“For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.”
Government“Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.”
Strength“We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.”
Religion