“You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.”
Patriotism“In a battle all you need to make you fight is a little hot blood and the knowledge that it's more dangerous to lose than to win.”
Knowledge“You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.”
Patriotism“Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.”
Change“The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.”
Love“There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.”
Religion“Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.”
Men“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.”
Learning“The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.”
Love“Every man over forty is a scoundrel.”
Age“Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.”
Home“Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.”
Society“Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.”
Beauty“We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.”
Future“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
Funny“The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.”
Great“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
Funny“My reputation grows with every failure.”
Failure“Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.”
Famous“Until the men of action clear out the talkers we who have social consciences are at the mercy of those who have none.”
Men“Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own.”
Men“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.”
Intelligence