“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
Power“The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.”
War“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
Power“The love of economy is the root of all virtue.”
Love“Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.”
Home“I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.”
Courage“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.”
Best“When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.”
Money“Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.”
Peace“Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.”
Science“One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.”
Men“Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.”
Beauty“Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.”
Food“Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.”
Love“It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.”
Intelligence“A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.”
Good“All great truths begin as blasphemies.”
Great“Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.”
Art“Lack of money is the root of all evil.”
Money“It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.”
Good“I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.”
Best“Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own.”
Men