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Emily Mortimer

13 quotes

Details about Emily Mortimer's life are scarce, but their observations have traveled far and wide. Their thinking spans from Cool to Dad, revealing a mind that refused to stay in one lane. Our collection holds 18 quotes from Emily Mortimer, each offering a different angle on Cool, Dad, Beauty, Amazing, and Sad. Among their most shared lines: "Los Angeles is like a beauty parlor at the end of the universe."

“I borrowed my friend's car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is true, in the first day of borrowing the car, I got three tickets and I rear-ended it.”

— Emily Mortimer

Car

All Quotes by Emily Mortimer

“My dad had this philosophy that if you tell children they're beautiful and wonderful then they believe it, and they will be. So I never thought I was unattractive. But I was never one of the girls at school who had lots of boyfriends.”

— Emily Mortimer

Beauty

“Los Angeles is like a beauty parlor at the end of the universe.”

— Emily Mortimer

Beauty

“I'm still shy - I'm no good at my children's parent-teacher conferences, and I'm slowly learning how to ask for what I want. But I now know that I have a reserve of courage to draw upon when I really need it. There's nothing that I'm too scared to have a go at.”

— Emily Mortimer

Courage

“It is brilliant going to the theatre and being forced to sit and listen and think about life. It can be almost a near-religious experience.”

— Emily Mortimer

Experience

“So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.”

— Emily Mortimer

Funny

“Lots of people there seemed to be in denial, in absolute denial, of death - everybody's pretending that death doesn't happen in L.A. if you do enough exercise and take enough wheatgrass and have your pill every day, you might not die.”

— Emily Mortimer

Death

“I want any excuse to come home. My dad is not a spring chicken any more. If anyone says, 'Go buy a postage stamp in London,' I'll go and do it.”

— Emily Mortimer

Dad

“I was terribly shy when I was growing up, I really wasn't confident with other people and I think I was always afraid of up or not being this very cool, amazing person that I wanted to be.”

— Emily Mortimer

Amazing

“I borrowed my friend's car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is true, in the first day of borrowing the car, I got three tickets and I rear-ended it.”

— Emily Mortimer

Car

“I'm just happy to be a film where for once I don't have to worry about my hair, because my managers are always complaining about my hair looking depressing in my movies. Which is true. I mean, it's true.”

— Emily Mortimer

Movies

“51st State was one that I loved doing because the character was so out there, and in a way I was sad to leave the character behind. I'm afraid I could never be that cool in real life!”

— Emily Mortimer

Cool

“I'm physically completely mal-coordinated. My best friend used to make me run for the bus just to give herself a quick, cheap laugh because I definitely don't have that sophisticated cool thing down.”

— Emily Mortimer

Cool

“I decided to give acting a serious, committed try, and soon after, I read the script for 'Lovely and Amazing.' The story was beautiful and honest, and the characters struggled with the same insecurities many women - including me - face. I didn't think I had a chance in hell of being in the film, but I knew I had to go for it.”

— Emily Mortimer

Amazing