“Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.”
Age“Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!”
Death“Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.”
Age“Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.”
Hope“Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!”
Death“This marriage is no one's business but our own.”
Marriage“My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.”
Future“A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.”
Funny“A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his.”
Business“My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.”
Family“There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?”
Car“I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.”
Legal“Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.”
God