Andy Cohen

Andy Cohen

11 quotes

Andy Cohen (b. 1968) is an American radio and television talk show host who left an enduring mark on the world through both deeds and words. The range of their thinking — from Food to Teen — speaks to an intellectual restlessness that shows in every quote. Discover 12 of Andy Cohen's most memorable quotes, ranging across Food, Teen, Positive, Morning, and Mom. One standout: "The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it's cool."

“I love a smart, well-written show, and '30 Rock,' well, you can't get any better than that. Tina Fey poos funny. There's nothing that she does that isn't funny. That show is an example of how brilliant she is. It's so smart. They've done some brilliant commentary about the 'Housewives' with 'Queen of Jordan,' their show-within-the-show.”

— Andy Cohen

Funny

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“I have a Viking stove. The color is butter lemon, and I had to wait several months for it, because that color wasn't available and I really wanted butter lemon! But I don't know that it's seriously ever been cooked on. I mean, I make tea every morning. Does that count?”

— Andy Cohen

Morning

“The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it's cool.”

— Andy Cohen

Cool

“Anybody who really knows about the TV business knows that it would be impossible to just march in one day and say to your colleagues and bosses, 'Oh yes, I'm hosting my own show.'”

— Andy Cohen

Business

“I love a smart, well-written show, and '30 Rock,' well, you can't get any better than that. Tina Fey poos funny. There's nothing that she does that isn't funny. That show is an example of how brilliant she is. It's so smart. They've done some brilliant commentary about the 'Housewives' with 'Queen of Jordan,' their show-within-the-show.”

— Andy Cohen

Funny

“Dinner 'conversation' at the Cohens' meant my sister, mom, and I relaying in brutal detail the day's events in a state of amplified hysteria, while my father listened to his own smooth jazz station in his head.”

— Andy Cohen

Mom

“I'm big on being positive. I'm generally so positive and happy. I just always felt that I was exactly where I wanted to be. And things have continued to go in great directions.”

— Andy Cohen

Positive

“I love 'Top Chef.' I think it rewrote the book on how food shows are presented on TV.”

— Andy Cohen

Food

“Like when I host a party. I hope my guests get along. But if not, how interesting!”

— Andy Cohen

Hope

“I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home from water polo practice and eat a box of Entenmann's Pop'Ems donut holes in front of the TV while obsessively fawning over 'All My Children' and Erica, her clothes, and her narcissistic attitude.”

— Andy Cohen

Attitude

“St. Louis has a lot of weird food customs that you don't see other places - and a lot of great ethnic neighborhoods. There's a German neighborhood. A great old school Italian neighborhood, with toasted ravioli, which seems to be a St. Louis tradition. And they love provolone cheese in St. Louis.”

— Andy Cohen

Food

“I run from Horatio Street down just past Battery Park City and back. It's amazing to run and see the Statue of Liberty and the ferries coming in. People think if you're not near Central Park, there's nowhere to go, but there's a whole ecosystem happening down here.”

— Andy Cohen

Amazing