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Ambrose Bierce

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Ambrose Bierce (1842–circa 1914) was an American short story writer, journalist, and satirist best known for his darkly humorous *The Devil's Dictionary*, which redefined common words with biting cynicism. A Civil War veteran, Bierce brought a sharp, unsentimental eye to American life and politics.

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“Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Society

All Quotes by Ambrose Bierce

“Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Men

“Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Positive

“Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Success

“Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Failure

“War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.”

— Ambrose Bierce

God

“Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Politics

“Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Truth

“Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Politics

“Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Change

“Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Art

“The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Best

“Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Patriotism

“Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Faith

“In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Government

“Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Hope

“A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Failure

“Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Marriage

“The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Knowledge

“Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Intelligence

“To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.”

— Ambrose Bierce

Future