“Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.”
Money“Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.”
Legal“Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.”
Money“What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.”
Good“Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.”
Great“Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.”
Legal“The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.”
Business“History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.”
History“Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.”
Sports“Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.”
Politics“It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.”
Change“Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.”
Men“Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.”
Knowledge“Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.”
Men“Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.”
Art“Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.”
Famous“Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.”
Truth“Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.”
Fear“We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.”
Attitude“Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.”
Happiness“Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.”
Intelligence“Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.”
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