“If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.”
Finance“I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.”
Food“If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.”
Finance“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
Time“In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.”
Alone“I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.”
Food“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”
Happiness“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”
Money“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.”
Time“I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.”
Wisdom“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”
Dreams“The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.”
Good“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”
Good“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”
Love