“I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.”
Trust“Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.”
Valentinesday“I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.”
Trust“Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries.”
Men“I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas.”
Great“To me marriage is for five or ten years.”
Marriage“I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow.”
Trust“Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess of it. We're chipping away at their control, taking the parts we want. Some women think it's a difficult task, but it's not.”
Women“Women are the real architects of society.”
Society“Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.”
Valentinesday“I only answer to two people, myself and God.”
God“Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.”
Men“I have a problem with religion that makes it so, like, 'We are the ones. We are the chosen ones.'”
Religion“Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.”
Great“I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.”
Death“In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time, you're obsolete.”
Business“I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'”
Age“I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.”
Learning“I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.”
Home“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
Women“Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to take the first no. And if you can't go straight ahead, you go around the corner.”
Learning“I know I'm not supposed to have any opinions about politics, because I'm famous.”
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