“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
Intelligence
“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
ExperienceAll Quotes by Bill Watterson
“Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.”
Best“So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.”
Food“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”
Future“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”
Dreams“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.”
God“Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.”
Best“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.”
Cool“That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”
Science“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”
Change“There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.”
Time“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”
Learning“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.”
Car“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”
Mom“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
Experience