Bill Watterson

“That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”

— Bill Watterson

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

— Bill Watterson

“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”

— Bill Watterson

“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.”

— Bill Watterson

“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”

— Bill Watterson

“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”

— Bill Watterson

“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.”

— Bill Watterson

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

— Bill Watterson

“There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.”

— Bill Watterson

“Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.”

— Bill Watterson

“Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.”

— Bill Watterson

“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”

— Bill Watterson

“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.”

— Bill Watterson

“So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.”

— Bill Watterson

“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”

— Bill Watterson